Natural

Superiority Of Men

Women should remember they're merely ribs, not Men should rule the roost.

roosters.

The natural superiority of men is easily recognized by every woman who has spent the best years of her life chasing, snaring, trapping and guarding one of these prize specimens of humanity. She can see it in a thou- sand ways (and if she can't, he'll cheerfully point them out).

Men are tougher. They can overcome incredible weariness to play golf or go sailing or install a new carburetor.

Men are braver. They do not wince when their wo- men empty mousetraps or spray for cockroaches. They do not fear losing an ear to a bass plug, getting shot during deer season or getting hit on the head by a golf ball.

Men are more frugal. They save money by wearing the same hat for ten years, by not squandering on insur. ance and by not stamping Christmas cards.

Men are more objective. They can see your faults better than you can.

Men are more careful of their health. They don't risk respiratory diseases by cleaning out dusty attics or court colds by washing cement floors in damp basements. When they have a cold they go to bed and never risk a chill by getting up for meals. And when they're in a hospital they don't risk unattended death but try to see that a nurse is always nearby.

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